G'day Tigers & welcome to my Merrick & Rosso website. I hope you enjoy my tribute to the guys who have brightened up many a little Aussie's arvo with things like Postcard from Gary & Gavin, Tightarse Tuesday, Hello Australia, Choice Bro Tafe; & not to mention generally taking the p*ss out of typical oz behaviour. Some personal favourites of mine include prank calls to a New Zealand Pizza Hut, Euro Disney, and one to the Queen mum asking if they could lend her five bucks to help out with her debt. More recently, Rosso's brief stint on the Triple J switchboard was bloody hilarious.

I made this site to show how tops I think Merrick & Rosso are. Their spontaneous and sometimes adolescent humour constantly leaves me in stitches, and nowadays I only have to turn on my radio and hear their voices and I'm already laughing in anticipation. And furthermore, not since Tam from Henderson Kids has the word "grouse" sounded so, so cool. I salute you guys, man boobies and all.

Here are some questions I asked the guys:—

*How did you guys meet? In jail

*Who do you respect more than anyone else in the world? Robbie Buck

*What do you want to be when you grow up? Hairy

*How do you respond to allegations that you were in fact separated at birth from human Nature? Yes we all came from Johhny Farnham's tummy

*Which character in an Aussie soap would you most like to be? Alf Stewart

*What colour are your lucky undies? Soiled

*What's your favourite item of clothing? Slacks

*Who's your favourite dead country music singer? Johhny Cash, well he's as good as dead

*If you were having a sleepover, which three people would you invite? Karen, Darren & Sharon.